HoA Arrives

**crashoverride** Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:46 pm

Aaron: We are still waiting for the arrival of HoA.

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Leo: What? No we aren't!

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Aaron: Hey, you might not like them, but they haven't arrived yet and Hitmans match with The Show Stopper is only a match away.

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Leo: True, but...

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- The titantron flashes on with a camera outside of the arena -

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Aaron: Wait...I think someone is arriving at the arena now...

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- Lights are seen moving toward the arena -

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Leo: Why do I always get interrupted?

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Aaron: Shh!

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- A SUV Limo pulls up and The Hitman and Crashoverride step out -

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Aaron: The future is here!

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Leo: What? Future? They are even rolling up in a SUV limo. We are all trying to conserve gas and they are pulling up in that?

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Aaron: Crime pays Leo and plus they can do what ever they want its HoA, show some respect.

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Crashoverride: So, I'm facing Clevland tonight? I can't wait to get my hands on him!

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- Hitman leans over and whispers in Crashes ear -

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Leo: Wait what did he say?

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Aaron: Did you know when someone whispers it usually means it is a secret?

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Leo: You know you are really getting on my nerves.

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Aaron: Actually its in my job description.

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- Leo pulls out a paper with his Job Description on it -

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Leo: See!

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Aaron: This sucks...

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- Crash nodes as him and Hitman walk into the building, while the camera man fallows -

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Crashoverride: Hey! Camera Guy!

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- Crash stops and turns around -

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Camera Guy: M...Me?

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Crashoverride: Yeah you! Do you want what happened to the other guy last week to happen to you?

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Camera Guy: ...

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Crashoverride: I'll take your silents as a yes!

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- Crash moves toward the camera guy -

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Camera Guy: N...No...I don't...please don't...

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Crashoverride: Seeing as I'm feeling cheerful I'll let you off the hook...

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Camera Guy: Th...

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Crashoverride: Actually, just for interrupting me I'm going to only let you go if you do something for me.

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Camera Guy: W...what...

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Crashoverride: I want you to take this dress to The Show Stopper.

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- Crash reaches inside his bag and pulls out a hot pink dress and tosses it to the Camera Guy -

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Leo: That is sick! I can't believe this!

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Camera Guy: B...but...

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Crashoverride: No ifs, ands or butts or you can wind up in the hospital eating from a tube like the other guy. Here I'll hold the camera for you.

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- Crash grabs the camera. The camera guy walks two steps-

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Crashoverride: Actually...I changed my mind put on that dress over your clothes.

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Camera Guy: I...I can't...

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Crashoverride: Now your making me made...

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Camera Guy: ...Ok...Ok...I'll do it...

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Leo: This is not right!

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Aaron: Well, if your going to be a camera guy you got to expect this.

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- Crash points the camera at the camera guy while he puts the dress on over his clothes -

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Crashoverride: You see you look good in that. Now take a pose...

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- Laughs are heard in the background and Crash gives the camera back -

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Crashoverride: Now get out of my face...oh and don't forget to give that dress to The Show Stopper. His sister might want that back and tell all the camera guys to take CALCIUM because you will all need it!

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- Crash smiles and walks with The Hitman to their locker room as the camera guy keeps the camera pointed at HoA -

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Crashoverride: Now whats the plan again I always get side tracked with these pretty girls.

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- Crash and Hitman disappear into the locker room laughing hard all the way in -